OH MY GOD BUT
I JUST REALIZED
THAT WASN’T CAS KILLING HUNDREDS OF DEANS IN SECLUSION
THAT WAS CAS
HEARING DEAN’S PRAYERS
AFTER EVERY FEW KILLINGS
I THOUGHT THIS EPISODE COULDN’T GET ANY MORE PAINFUL
I WAS WRONG
SATAN, I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO GET YOUR ASS TO BED!
wait so what if you pair this
"Cas, don’t, please!"
DID I SAY I WAS DONE HURTING YOU YET
What To Do When Your Boyfriend’s Asshole Best Friend Says, “Hey, Never Trust Anything That Bleeds For Seven Days And Doesn’t Die,
OR The Only Poem I’ll Ever Write About Periods.
Don’t excuse him because he’s had
at least three lite beers
and is sweating through his black button down
that his mom or exgirlfriend
probably bought him.
Don’t excuse him because he’s been turned down
by the last six girls he went on dates with
after meeting them on tindr
with a picture that’s seven years old
Don’t excuse him because
he’s usually such a nice guy
because you don’t want to be a bitch
because you don’t want to cause a scene
because when you were seventeen
your sister told you
no one likes an angry feminist
Let me explain something to you.
Every goddamn motherfucking month since I was eleven,
a part of me
tore itself to shreds
ripped itself apart inside me
and then remade itself.
So yes, I bleed for seven days
and I don’t die
You know what else can do that?
Things of legend.
Fuck, I can even
So I say, never trust anything that can’t
bleed for seven days and not die.
You know what that makes it?
So let’s see, hon,
What you’re made of.
If you can bleed for seven days
and not die.
Rip out his jugular with your teeth.
And when he bleeds for seven seconds
spit on his corpse and say,
I thought not.
so apparently people talk to their pets in baby voices, but when i see my cat i’m just like ‘hey brad’ and he’s like ‘meow’ and the conversation is over.
I don’t know why but for some reason the fact that your cat’s name is brad is hilarious to me
I would pay good money to have a navigation system voiced by cas
"I don’t understand, why did you not turn when I told you to?"
"You should show me some respect. I dragged you out of downtown rush hour traffic, I can drag you back in."
Can you imagine, though:
Crashing the car when you didn’t have permission to take it out: