Friday, April 25, 2014

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alyoops:

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#SexyMurderStrut

haaaaaaaaaaytham:

when ur watching a marvel movie and the theater plays 5000 marvel trailers consecutively  

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pierogi-jarskie:

smithsonian:

Protip: This is a really bad question to ask when visiting the National Mall. We have 8 buildings surrounding the Mall, and a total of 19 museums, 9 research centers and the National Zoo. A S.H.I.E.L.D agent should know better! 

(We think she means the Smithsonian’s National Museum of Natural History in this case.)  

I love that this is on the Smithsonian’s tumblr

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clintbaton:

luxury—problem:

Bucky Barnes is the kind of friend who would draw a dick on Steve’s face if he passed out at a party but if anyone else drew a dick on Steve’s face when he passed out at a party Bucky Barnes would hunt them down and fuck them up.

Thursday, April 24, 2014

feliz-navistop:

k-scodelarios:

windows 8 can suck my dick

I can’t believe how far technology has come

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fulllblownrose:

It’s too hot *opens window* in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses.

zaschah:

Omg, his absolute look of despair when he says no XD

anthonyedwardstarks:

Nobody’s gotten that flag in 17 years!

deadgirlshoes:

Imagine Teddy getting a howler from Tonks and he starts to freak out but when he opens it, it’s like

TEDDY GUESS WHAT, THE WEIRD SISTERS ARE COMING TO TOWN. PACK YOUR THINGS, SON, I ALREADY TALKED TO MCGONAGALL AND SHE SAID IT’S COOL. MERLIN’S PANTS I’M SO EXCITED. DON’T TELL ANYONE OKAY, MAYBE YOU SHOULDN’T TELL DAD EITHER. OH FUCK, IS THIS A HOWLER? I FUCKED UP, I FUCKED UP.

And Remus at the teachers table covering his face to hide his laughter.

teaseon:

ultrafacts:

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The national geographic one gets me all the time.

stratdantro:

stickinemwithpointyendsandlace:

sugaredpoison:

Hard to believe he is now captain america.

this and Hagrid’s mom and dad are the most important questions 

My favorite part is he starts running before he even finishes his sentence because he just knows he’s dead

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Mace Windu Lightsaber