“HONEY”
“WHAT”
“WHERE’S MY SPEECH NOTES”
“WHAT”
“WHERE. ARE. MY. SPEECH. NOTES.”
“I UHHHH. ORGANISED THEM.”
“WHAT?!”
“WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW.”
“I NEED THEM”
“UH UH DON’T YOU THINK ABOUT PRACTISING THAT SPEECH TONIGHT I’VE BEEN PLANNING THIS DINNER FOR MONTHS”
“BUT AMERICA IS IN NEED”
“MY STOMACH IS IN NEED OF THAT FANCY DINNER.”
“YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SPEECH IS WOMAN THIS IS FOR INTERNATIONAL JUSTICE”
“I’M MICHELLE OBAMA. I INVENTED JUSTICE.”
(Source: nomadichead)
(Source: sherlock-for-me)
i actually started this before the stupid happened (it was to metatron from dean) but now it has more than one application
*:･ﾟ✧cas will always be dean’s angel✧･ﾟ:*
Green Butchers
I tell a Danish friend of mine about Hannibal and he says: “Oh, you should watch this Danish movie called ‘Green Butchers’. It’s a Drama/Dark Comedy and the topic is also Cannibalism” So, I watch it and 10 seconds into the movie I think: “Wait. I know this actor.”
Meet Mads Mikkelsen.Who starrs not only in one but two movies featuring cannibalism.
i wanted to watch this but his artificial hairline killed me
Tony Stark, everyone.
Robert Downey jr everyone.
it had to be corrected
Tony Stark pretending to be Robert Downey Jr pretending to be Tony Stark.
There, corrected even more.Tumblr has officially lost the ability to tell the difference between Tony Stark and Robert Downey Jr.
Robert Downey Jr has lost the ability to tell the difference between Tony Stark and Robert Downey Jr.
THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE
(Source: yumjuice)
I understand that Hannibal eats people and all, but I’d still hit that harder than a screen door during a hurricane.
(Source: fannibalecter)
Will, is it me, or is it becoming easier for you to look?
(Source: everynineyearsandthirtyfourdays)
- DEAN: Y'know, though we met years ago, sometimes I feel like I hardly know you. You should tell me about your life.
- CASTIEL: That's a long story.
- DEAN: Then just tell me the important parts.
- CASTIEL: On September the eighteenth, 2008, I saved a righteous man from Hell.
If you don’t reblog this you’ll never meet Tom Hiddleston
Well, I’m certainly not tempting THAT fate.
came up on my dash, so i have to reblog it even if it’s mine
I tried to scroll past but…what if…
honestly … I was too afraid for not reblog …
The things I reblog for Tom Hiddleston…
I chance nothing
you little shit
ipgd:
im gonna cry
this is my favorite thing
LMAO
(Source: 4chanscreencaps)
i just want that when it’s finally revealed that Hannibal has been eating people everyone will freak out
and then one person will just be like
im not 21 please dont say the A word around me.
anchovies
great im going to be grounded now i hope your happy
I just got this joke. Granted, the last time I actually sat down and watched the whole movie was when I was 14, but for my entire life I thought it was a “you two are not good looking people” joke. I just realized it’s a “that’s obviously a dude in drag, but I don’t care about who you love when it comes to love” joke.
My god am I a fucking idiot.
She fucking throws glitter. How much more obvious does it get.
THE FUCKING EPIPHANY.
Apparently, in the Norwegian version she actually says “Brave of you to come out of the closet.”
OH MY GOD
(Source: disneyyandmore)
Sherlock’s out of character “Laterz” at Buckingham Palace is not only a passive-aggressive sign of contempt (and parting shot at Mycroft, who almost got him to behave himself)- it may also refer to Sherlock’s secret guilty pleasure of watching what John freely admits in The Great Game to be “crap telly.”
